Some Basics

  • I am 100% Independent, I do not work via an agency, I have a group of friends who provide mutual assistance to each other, that is all.

  • I prefer and generally only accept Western clients of at least  35 years of age and over. 

  • The more notice you give me the better. 

  • All photos and information on website are true and real, taken by a friend with a basic camera. Exactly what you see on the webite is me in real life.

  • I was born a woman.

  • I am attracted to men but also women to a degree and usually only the ones I choose.

  • I am 100% discrete and confidential and expect the same.

  • I have never and will never 'scam' a customer.

  • I do filter carefully and anyone 'creepy' will be blocked.

  • Keep your emails succint please.

The Gentleman's Guide

  • Follow the Golden Rule – treat others how you’d expect to be treated. I am easy going and relaxed but am no fool and will not tolerate unacceptable behaviour. I reserve the right to choose who I have companionship with and expect:

    • Safe sexual practices;

    • Respect;

    • Never to feel threatened;

    • No Surprises, tell me if you have guests or a party beforehand;

    • No means No;

    • No stupid questions... eg, Was I was born a woman.

Disclaimer: I am a Professional Companion. The patronage required for legal adult personal services is simply for time and companionship ONLY. Anything else that may or may not occur is a matter of personal preferences between two or more consenting adults of legal age and is not contracted for, nor is it requested to be contracted for in any manner. This is not an offer of prostitution. Patronage is for time spent only. I reserve the right to decline or reschedule appointments as I deem necessary. By contacting Me (either by phone, website or email) you agree to these terms and hereby agree that you are not part of any law enforcement agency using this advertisement for entrapment or arrest.


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